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We've just been notified by security
I just thought I would let you know what has been going on quietly,
behind the scenes, around your office.
Be careful......
We've just been notified by security that there have been 7 suspected
terrorists working out of your office. Six have been apprehended. Bin
Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Smokin and
Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that
they could find no one fitting the description of the seventh cell
member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone
who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are
obviously not a suspect at this time.
Have a Good day!
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